vampireblush:

idk who i am but i don’t like her

higgsboshark:

rvnoir:

Wearing men’s deodorant and watching the straight girls I work with faces’ become Confused and Attracted because I smell like a Hot Guy™ (their words) is a bisexual power move and you can’t tell me otherwise.

Plus, for the first couple of days you also feel constantly Confused and Attracted and where is the Hot Guy™? And then you realize that the Hot Guy™ was you all along.

the-transfeminine-mystique:

the-transfeminine-mystique:

@boriqueers, showing me to a mouse enclosure at his PetSmart: “do you wanna see the guy that likes to fuck?”

Here he is, the guy who likes to fuck

bathtubaccidents:

bathtubaccidents:

completely unfunny on main

just totally blowing it

just embarrassing frankly on main

kerfufflies:

actuallyhiding:

The Love, Simon trailer but instead of Simon writing “dear blue, I’m just like you” he goes “bitch me too. the fuck”

hotcommunist:

lovecorp:

top: has a hoodie

bottom: 

Wasn’t this the plot of God’s own country??

*September arrives*

inactiveblogger:

me: *puts on layered clothes, boots, and a scarf*

someone: it’s like 90 degrees outside–

me: it’s fall

thebootydiaries:

me,wandering the moors of ireland,jabbing a stick into various bogs: hozier if you’re in there i need you to come out and make new music please